then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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