people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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