I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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