We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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