I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I have fence marks all over my body
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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