I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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