so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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