I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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