i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I wish they made helmets for livers.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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