I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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