i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she looked like the before picture.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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