THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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