when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Dear god my vagina.
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