Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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