hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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