i don't like sucking hair
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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