That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
