who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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