the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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