I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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