He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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