Buhtt sex?
just tell him i said nine months
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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