i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I have feelings that need drinking.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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