I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
