she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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