when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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