Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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