there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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