I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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