How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
