pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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