I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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