remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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