Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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