need another drink. this is the easiest way
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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