The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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