the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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