dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i think i scared a bird with my dick
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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