i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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