absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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