she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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