the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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