He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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