Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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