im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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