I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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