): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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