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say what?
wanna hang out?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
