forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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