Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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