Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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